Chapter 10
"Good Evening and Welcome to the show!" said the TV host, opening the show. "Tonight we have so many guests for you....". He continued to chat for a bit, starting the show.
"So, let's meet our first guests: they are visiting from Canada, and are about to embark on a European tour with another band... please welcome Northern Girls!"
Taylor, Kate, Meg, and Erin all walked onto the set, and sat down.
"Well, hello! Maybe we should start by getting you to introduce yourselves...."
"I'm Erin Brock, and I play drums."
"I'm Kate Enders, I play bass guitar and do vocals."
"Hi, I'm Meg Griffin, I play guitar and sing..."
"And I'm Taylor Martin, lead guitar, vocals, and frontman... Maybe I should add that Kate here is also the 'core' of writing most of our songs."
"Ok. So, you're all from Canada... where specifically?"
"We're all from the Toronto area... so over to the east of Canada by the great lakes, and not all that far from the border with America." replied Taylor.
"And I believe you're very popular in Canada?"
"Yes, we've had several number one singles, three of our albums made the top five too, and one album made number one. We've played in America goodness knows how many times now, so we're pretty popular there too."
"What about here, in England?"
"We've had a certain amount of chart success here, but we're not all THAT well known: we're kinda hoping that this tour might help a bit!"
"Ok, so how would you describe your style of music to someone who doesn't know you?"
"Hmm, 'Popular Rock' maybe. Whilst a couple of our songs get close to 'metal', most is fairly 'mainstream'. Well, mainstream for Canada!" replied Taylor.
"You say you've played in Amerca a few times... have you played anywhere outside of North America?"
"Yes, our last tour was down to South America, plus we also did a small number of dates over in Australia."
"How did those go?"
"Australia was actually quite nice, but South America... we found it a lot more difficult."
"In what way?"
"I think a lot of it was the language differences, as well as the different cultures. Both made it hard for us to 'fit in', if you see what I mean. It made it hard to be relaxed." explained Taylor.
"Yes, if you wanted to have a walk somewhere, then it was hard to understand the signs, even down to the shop signs. But even at the venues, we were surrounded by people who - whilst they COULD speak English - tended to speak their own language. I'm not blaming them at all, but it wasn't good for us. It kinda isolates you, compared to when you can understand everything." added Erin.
"Talking about languages: I know that a lot of people in Canada speak French: do any of you speak French?"
"Oui, je parle Francaise!" said Kate. "I'm nowhere near fluent, but I know plenty enough to get along. Whilst Quebec - so a bit further east - is where French is the official language, we have quite a few French-speakers in Toronto too."
"I think we all know a reasonable amount of French, you come across it all the time, so you kinda just 'absorb' it!" added Meg.
"So, when your tour goes to France, you're all going to be ok?"
"Oh, definitely! We're really looking forward to going to France! We already insisted that we must have some time to enjoy at least SOME of their culture. And definitely go somewhere nice for a meal or two!"
The interview continued for a while longer, talking about various things.
"So, your album was released last week, and so was your new single, taken from the album. Any news on how it's doing?"
"Well, no surprise, there's nothing really happening in England yet, although we're hoping that might change after tonight, and once we get on tour. But back home it jumped straight into the top 10. Not heard about the US charts yet..."
"Hoping for a number one?"
"Of course!"
"So, I believe you're going to play us your latest single: what's it called?"
"It's a song inspired by our South American tour, and it's called 'Good to be home'"
The host filled in for a minute to give the four girls time to get ready, and at the end of their performance, the audience applauded enthusiastically.
Strangely, there was at least one topic that the show's host had avoided mentioning yet.
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"So, I promised you three girl bands on the show tonight, so let's meet our second one, you've seen them here before a few times, and they too are about to embark on a European tour, but it's always good to welcome them back again! It's CJDL!". The four girls came and sat down on the settee.
"Well, hello again, it's always nice to have you on the show!"
"It's always nice to come back!" said Carol.
"So, if I remember right, the last time you were on the show was just after your last tour, you had two very big bits of news you shared with us! The first was, of course, that you, Jenny, had just proposed to Ben on stage!"
"Yes, I rather - and inadvertantly I should add - took the spotlight away from Linda's news!"
"You said last time that it wasn't pre-planned..."
"No, it was completely spur-of-the-moment! But definitely the right thing to do."
"So, that was quite a while ago now: all still ok with the two of you? And more importantly, do you have a date yet for 'the big day'?"
"Yes, Ben and I are doing really well, and as for a date: let me just say for the moment that it's a 'work in progress'. It's definitely going to happen though!"
"Oooh, I'm looking forward to it. Any hints about the sort of ceremony, or even where?"
"My lips are sealed!" said Jenny, doing a zipping action across her lips. The reality was that she, and the other 3 girls, knew exactly when it would happen, but it was something that they wished to keep secret, for so many reasons.
"So, Linda, you've been with the band for a while now: hows it going?"
"Things are really good, and very different from before too."
"In what way?"
"Well, I have discovered that I can write songs..."
"If I can just butt in a moment..." said Carol, "but that is a HUGE understatement. Linda has discovered that she is AMAZING at writing songs!"
"Yeah, absolutely!" added Dianne. Linda sat there smiling: it was one thing to get nice comments in private, but when her bandmates said something like that in public, it just felt SOOO good! "And that's not all, we've discovered that she has an amazing singing voice too...."
"Sounds like your friends here are definitely glad to have you in the band. So, your singing?"
"Yeah, so when I was a session musician, I did a load of backing singing too, but I never really learned how to 'push' my voice, so I've had quite a few singing lessons since being with the band, and have discovered that my voice is a lot more capable than I realised."
"Maybe you can give us an example?"
From rehearsals, Linda knew she would be asked to sing solo, so had made sure to have a really good warm-up session just before they came on. She stood up - after all, you can't sing properly sat down - and took a breath, and started to sing the song they planned to open the show with:
"Bless the Lord, o my soul, o my soul
Worship His holy name
Sing like never before, o my soul
I'll worship Your holy name.... I'll worship Your holy name"
Her singing was perfect and powerful, yet very controlled, and the audience applauded loudly.
"Wow, that's quite amazing, Linda, thank you.... So we touched on song-writing: you all have a new album out."
"Yes, and Linda was a big contributor to that too!"
"So how do you write your songs? Taylor was explaining that Kate writes most of the Northern Girls songs."
"Well, it used to be that I wrote most of the music, then passed it over to Carol and Dianne, telling them something like 'it's a song about 2 kids falling in love, walking down by the river'," explained Jenny, "and they would work on the lyrics. I'm terrible at words! But I'm really glad that Linda is with us now, because - first of all - she has taken quite a workload from me, which is really good, but - also - it's great to have someone like her that I can really work with when developing a song."
"Absolutely!" added Carol, "it's the same when we're working on the lyrics, it's great to have another mind contributing. Yes, we obviously worked with Jenny on the music, but Linda has a better 'music and words together' mind, if you know what I mean."
"Sounds like your band-mates appreciate your abilities, Linda. So what sort of things have inspired you recently? I believe you wrote the new CJDL single?"
"Yes, I did. It kinda came out of one of those serendipitous moments when you least expect it...." and Linda explained the story of how she wrote 'Friends'. "I never wrote it to be a single, it was just a song, but our record company liked it. Not bad for a song that got thought about one Thursday evening, and was recorded the following Monday!"
As with Northern Girls, they all talked a bit further, but didn't actually mention the upcoming tour. Or that OTHER topic. They would happen in the NEXT interview.
"So, you told us about your new single, 'Friends', let's hear you sing it!"
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Next on the show was a well known writer, who had a new book out.
"So, I promised you THREE girl bands on the show tonight, and we've only had two so far... so let's give then a big hand...". It goes without saying that the third band was '8 girls with braces'... all eight of them came out and sat down.
"Erm, you guys have already been on the show... what you doing here?"
"We're your third girl band... maybe we need to introduce ourselves?" Each girl briefly introduced themselves. "So, separately, we are..." "'CJDL'" "and 'Northern Girls', but when we're all together, we are 'Eight Girls with Braces'!"
"Ok, and do you have a new album or single out?"
"Not yet, but we ARE about to go on a 3-month long European Tour..." The audience applauded.
"Ah, yes... so you're going on tour together... so I'm guessing one of you is the support band, the other the headliner?"
"Not at all!" replied Carol. "We don't have a support band, it's just us. We'll be playing some CJDL stuff... "
"... and we'll be playing some Northern Girls stuff..." added Erin.
"... plus we'll be playing a bit of each others music too... I'm looking forward to that!" said Dianne.
"... and then we've written a load of songs that all eight of us will play together, as 'Eight Girls with Braces'!" said Meg.
"Ok, let's go back a bit... how did this all come about?"
"Well, we had just done that tour of South America, that didn't feel so good." explained Taylor.
"Ok, so you decided you needed to do thing differently to tour Europe?"
"Yes, we had always wanted to come and tour Europe, but were a bit apprehensive after our experiences in South America. So we talked about it and decided we could do with the help of a more local band, you know, someone who 'knew the ropes'. So we looked around, and discovered CJDL... well, actually, Kate already knew about them. So we reached out to them: we had decided that if there was ANY interest, then we'd just come over and meet them."
"And there was? Jenny, what happened from your perspective?"
"Well, I wasn't there that first night, I was out with Ben..."
"Ok, anyone else?"
"Well, we had all been hanging out at the CJDL house together... except Jenny that is... and our manager, Brian said he'd been contacted by a Canadian band, asking if we had any interest in doing a tour with them." explained Dianne. "So we had a video call with them, and quickly discovered that we liked them. A week later they came over and we got together!"
"Got together?"
"Yeah, talked, but more importantly played together. And we discovered that, although our music was a bit different, we got on well, we like playing together, and even wrote a joint song."
They talked about the new joint music they had written since, plus the plans for the tour.
"So, there's one thing we haven't even mentioned yet: the name of your band! And the name of your tour."
"Ah, yes, 'Eight Girls with Braces'!", and as rehearsed, they all got close together, and smiled widely, letting a camera get a good closeup shot of their mouths, and their braces!
"I'm assuming there's a story here?"
"I guess so," said Jenny. "So, I was first to get my braces... actually got them the same week I started going out with Ben..."
"Ah, yes, I remember seeing pictures of you like this...." A picture of Jenny in her headgear came up on the screen: the audience both laughed and clapped.
"Yes, I decided that 'if I had them, then I should flaunt them!'. But I don't need that headgear any more. It's odd, but in a way I actually enjoyed wearing it in public. And I know for a fact that a lot of our fans were grateful for my 'demystifying' headgear, and actually making it a lot more acceptable."
In the background, Dianne had taken her headgear from her small bag, and was putting it on. "I actually have headgear too, but I'm not quite as brave as Jenny!" she said, as a camera zoomed in, and the audience applauded.
"So," continued Jenny, "When Northern Girls visited, we discovered that THEY all had braces... I guess it's over to them for the next bit of the story..."
"So Meg had said she needed braces, but was a bit worried, what with being in a band and so on..."
"Yeah, it was a bit of a scary idea, being seen so much. I mean, I always think of braces as being a kids thing.. But these guys were great: they all offered to get braces too, to support me!"
"I'm assuming that they don't ACTUALLY need braces?"
"Well, almost" explained Erin. "Whilst my teeth were pretty ok, my braces have slightly improved my teeth. But Taylor and Erin had braces as kids, and their teeth are just fine... so yeah, their braces aren't doing anything... well, apart from showing support for Meg!"
"Ok, so that explains you guys, what about CJDL?"
"I used to have braces as a teen, but I'd stopped wearing my retainer." explained Carol. "However, one of my teeth had moved a bit, so I'd been to see Jenny's orthodontist, and got myself a removable retainer which moved that tooth back into place. Maybe Dianne should explain about her teeth..."
"Yeah, so I had braces as a kid, hated them! Then in my twenties, my wisdom teeth came in, and started to cause problems with my teeth... making them crooked and so on. Like Meg, I wasn't happy with the idea of having braces again..." By now, Dianne had removed her headgear. "So, when Northern Girls visited us, and we found out about Meg's story, these two girls offered to get braces for me!"
"But they didn't ACTUALLY need them?"
Linda smiled. "In fact, I knew I did. Long story, but when we were over in Korea, Jenny needed to briefly visit an orthodontist there, and she had a quick look at us all. My teeth were pretty good, but she said that if I wanted to, I could get my teeth made even better. One of my issues was that I had a couple of teeth that were rotated, so whilst I didn't need any headgear or expanders, I DO have THIS in my mouth.." and she showed the powerchains on her two molars. "In fact, the only one of us NOT having actual treatment is Carol..."
"Yeah, right, so these braces are just acting as retainers, keeping this pesky tooth up here in place!" Carol pointed at her upper canine.
"Ok, so I now understand how you all came to have braces, but I hear there's a story about how the name was 'invented'".
"Yes, so one evening we all decided to go out for dinner: rather than going out as a massive group, we split up." explained Taylor. "My boyfriend Phil was here then, then there was Jenny and Ben, plus Linda, and her new boyfriend Zac. So six of us."
"Yes, Linda, I heard about that: how's it going?"
"It's going really well. But that was the night we introduced Zac to the paparazzi... One of the photographers... Bill wasn't it?"
"Yeah, Bill... Lovely guy!" confirmed Jenny.
"So as Bill took a picture of Taylor, Jenny and me, he commented something like 'That's a lot of metal you have there!', and Jenny said something like 'wait till you see the others, they have braces too!'". The audience laughed slightly "... to which Bill replied 'Eight girls with braces: that's gonna be quite some sight!'. So thank you Bill for coming up with a name for the band!" A picture of the 3 girls with Bill came up on the screen.
"Over the years, we've got to know many of the photographers and reporters. It turns out that Bill has a daughter with braces, so he understood about braces. We ended up doing a special message for his daughter, that was fun to do!"
"So, the tour name...?"
"Well, as we had decided to call ourselves 'Eight Girls with Braces', the tour name was obvious: it just had to be 'The Orthodontic Tour'!". The audience laughed and applauded.
They all chatted about different things for several more minutes. "So, you've each sung sings for us as Northern Girls and CJDL: can I persuade you to play one as 'Eight Girls with Braces'?"
"Absolutely, try and stop us!"
"Excellent! So what's it called?"
"It's called 'Eight girls with braces'! It's a silly one that we wrote together, but its such fun to sing!"
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