Chapter 57
After their lunch, the two of them walked, hand in hand, to one of the smaller stages, to watch a relatively small band that Linda wanted to see. Linda was worried that maybe Zac's musical taste would be too different, but he seemed fine with her choice. After that, another walk, to another stage. On the way, Linda spotted another couple, seemingly following them, so she stopped to allow them to catch them up. They stopped, and the girl looked at Linda.
"Umm, excuse me, I'm sorry for disturbing you, but are you Linda J?" she asked very politely and quietly.
Linda smiled. "Yes, I am, well spotted... you're the first to actually recognise me!"
"I saw you on TV last night, and you said it would be ok to say 'hello'. Although I wasn't quite sure it WAS you, you look very different today!"
"Yeah, I decided to try and look very normal for a change. Look, we're off to see 'The Links', you're welcome to join us."
"Oh, that's where we were going too, I like them, their music is a bit like yours."
Linda and Zac started to walk again. "So, what's your names?" asked Linda.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Rachel, this is Ryan, my boyfriend."
"Well, I'm Linda of course, and this is my boyfriend, Zac."
"Hey, are you just here for the day, or are you camping?"
"We're camping. I used to go to a few festivals... before I started working with CJD... so I still had all the stuff!"
"Oh, cool!"
"So, I'm guessing you'll be watching us tomorrow night?"
"Of course! I wouldn't miss it!"
They were about to pass a bar... Linda looked at her watch: there was still some time before The Links were due on stage. "Want to have a beer with us?" suggested Linda. Linda had quickly warmed to Rachel: she was being very pleasant and polite, and amazingly 'normal'. Not that she should be THAT surprised, they had found that their attitude towards their fans tended to make them be surprising pleasant towards the band.
They went into the bar: there was a bit of a queue, but it wasn't long before she was served. They took their beers and sat at a table: whilst Linda was generally slightly apprehensive about being spotted by a mass of fans, she realised that by being with another, unknown, couple would probably work in her favour.
"Did you manage to catch us at one of our concerts?"
"No, I didn't, so I'm really looking forward to tomorrow night. But I've seen quite a few clips online. I also listened to the album you did as 'Eight Girls with Braces', it's good!"
"It's a bit of a reduced set tomorrow, unfortunately: we only have 2 hours, we normally take over 3 hours. As for the album... we would have gone into the studios to record that joint music, but we just didn't have time."
"Oh, I think it's nice that it's live, it has a good feel to it. Hey, you going to be doing Gimme Cereals tomorrow? I saw some videos, and it was really great, but you had to stop the dancing because of your leg, didn't you?"
Linda was torn between saying 'no comment' and saying 'yes', but went for the latter. "Yes, we will, and you'll be glad to hear that I'll be dancing it properly. I've been easing in to it over the last week or so."
"I guess you were in a lot of pain when it happened, but I'm assuming that, once you were in your cast it was a lot better - I broke my leg a few years ago! Your leg seems ok now..."
"It is ok now... but yeah, it hurt like crap when it happened. After that, having the cast wasn't at all painful, but incredibly annoying! I think the worst was sitting down, I always needed to have something holding my leg up!"
"I know you had someone to help you, didn't you? Ziggy wasn't it? What's happened to her, now you're better again?"
"Ziggy is a lovely girl, and she's still with us. You may have heard that she's a bit of a musician too, so we're going to try and help her to find a band to play with. But she's been having a bit of fun playing with a few of the stage crew... 'checking the sound system and instruments' is what they call it!! But we're all ok with that, they know what they are doing!" She decided not to say anything about what Ziggy would be doing tomorrow night.
They continued chatting for a bit, before going to see The Links. While Linda had been chatting with Rachel, Zac chatted a bit with Ryan.
"Hey, maybe we should leave you two to watch the band alone, but thanks for chatting... and the beer! I don't suppose...?" asked Rachel, getting her phone out.
"Yes, but on one condition: you don't post it online until at least tomorrow evening, I'd like to keep my 'secret identity' a secret for a bit longer!"
"Yeah, ok, I understand! Thanks!"
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Carol woke up on Friday morning to find Tom looking at her.
"You look very calm and relaxed when you're asleep" he commented, smiling at Carol. Like Carol, Tom had braces, and Carol, whilst not generally having a thing for braces (unlike Ben, who definitely does!), did find them attractive on Tom. She leaned towards Tom and kissed him.
"It's nice to wake in my own bed for a change, and realise that I have a day off. Shame you have to work though."
"Come and join me, you can tell our listeners about the tour so far, you know how much they like hearing you!"
"I'll think about it... if you take me somewhere for lunch first!"
"It'll have to be an early lunch."
"That's ok with me, I just want to spend some time with you."
"Ok, then, lunch is on me. Anyway, I thought you were free next week?"
"Just because we aren't performing doesn't mean we have nothing to do. I mean, we have to..." Carol stopped suddenly. "Umm, Tom, there's something maybe I should tell you, but you have to promise me that you'll say nothing to anyone, not even your mum and dad."
"Wow, it must be important. How long do I need to keep this secret for then?"
"A week tomorrow..."
"The Saturday? Ok, I can do that!"
"So, you know our Saturday performance at Wembley is in the afternoon, well there's a reason for that."
"Yeah, I know, it's to let the families, and disable people, come along... isn't it?"
"Well, that's another reason, but the REAL reason is... that... Ben and Jenny are getting married."
"What, on stage?"
"Yep!".
Tom was smiling widely. "Oh my goodness! That sounds just Like Jenny! But wow, I'm so glad they are finally doing it! So why the secrecy?"
"Well, the main reason is that Jenny wants to give our fans a surprise, but let's be honest, could you imagine how many fans would turn up if they knew?"
"And the press too, I guess."
"Yes, them too. So next week we're going to be busy rehearsing."
"Surely getting married isn't going to need THAT much rehearsing?"
"No, but both Northern Girls and we are doing some special songs, so we need to be sure we get it right. I mean, we wouldn't want to mess up Jenny's big day because we forgot the words, would we?"
Tom giggled. "No, that WOULD be unfortunate! So who else knows?"
"Not all that many people. They've told their relatives some story about Jenny wanting to treat them all to a big family dinner, and have also invited them to see the show. A couple of the crew know, simply because they need time to get things organised, like the visuals. The two bands and management teams also know, and that's about it."
"So, they having a reception?"
"Yes, next door, in the smaller hall - although the staff there think a couple of fans are getting married after the show. All the crew will be invited, as well as a small group of fans."
"How you managing THAT?"
"Well, we have selected about 50 'VIP' fan club members, and have told them we'll be doing a 'once in a lifetime' evening event for them. Little do they realise how much of a 'once in a lifetime' we mean!"
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Whilst Dianne had been talking online to Mike quite regularly while she was away, she was still a bit nervous to actually meet up in person again. The relationship between Dianne and Mike was an odd one: one moment they would be all lubby-dubby, the next moment they might be arguing. It was frustrating for Dianne - probably for Mike too - but it made her realise all the more how much she loved Mike. She was willing to put up with the occasional rough patch, to be able to spend quality time with him.
Mike wasn't able to get the Thursday off, so after work, he went straight to the TV studios: when he got there, the girls were in the middle of their rehearsal, so he waited in the green room. Today, despite the hassles getting to the TV studios, he was in a good mood, and was really looking forward to seeing Dianne again.
The door opened and in came Jenny, Linda, Carol, and - as ever - Dianne was at the back. Dianne saw Mike, and Mike saw Dianne: they both smiled at each other, and Mike came over and put his arms gently around Dianne, and kissed her. They stayed locked in the embrace for a while.
"Hey, Dianne, it's so nice to see you, feel you again. I've missed you!". Dianne relaxed: Mike was clearly in a really good mood today.
"I've missed you too!" she said, hugging Mike a bit tighter for a moment.
"How was rehearsal?"
"Oh, fine, just need to do it for real now!"
"You'll be fine, you always are! I mean, I saw you guys in Paris, in front of that huge crowd, it didn't seem to worry you a bit."
Dianne smiled, letting Mike see her crooked teeth and the braces on the teeth. "Yeah, true!" She took a deep breath. "I'm looking forward to just over a week's time even more, when the tour is actually over. But even tonight will be nice, sleeping in my own bed, rather than 'yet another fancy hotel room'. My place may be a little messy, but it feels so much more like home."
Whilst Mike, like Linda, was a drummer in a band - Three Play - he had a day job, and played only in the evenings. If they did any sort of a 'tour', they either drove back through the darkness, or found somewhere cheap to stay. They didn't have the luxuries afforded to a large popular group. Mike sometimes wondered if part of the occasional issues between them was the fact that CJDL were so popular, but Three Play were still 'just a pub band'. Yes, they HAD been offered the chance to record some songs, but that wasn't really them, so yeah, maybe there WAS a bit of jealousy there. Mike had no doubt that Dianne was actually a better drummer than him, but then again, she had practised a LOT more than he could ever do. But separate from any other feelings he might have, Mike felt both respect and love towards Dianne: he would probably do almost anything for her.
"You manage to get some sleep last night?" Mike asked. He knew that they had driven back through the night.
"I did, actually, which surprised me. I must be getting used to coach travelling... besides, our driver is a really smooth driver, and it's a good coach. Tell you what though..." she said in a much louder voice, so everyone could hear, "I couldn't half do with some dinner! Anyone know where they are doing the food?"
One of the studio assistants was in the room with them. "Let me go check it's ready..." he said.
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After 'a bit of fun' together, Dianne put in her lip bumper and headgear, fell asleep very quickly, and slept well: it's amazing the difference being in your own bed makes.
When Dianne woke, she realised she had her arm around Mike, and he had his around her. Their faces were just inches apart. Dianne loved being able to look at Mike when he was asleep, he always looked so calm. She had been watching him for maybe ten minutes, when his eyes opened. Seeing Dianne there, looking at him, he smiled. Dianne moved her face closer to his, pouted her lips around her facebow, and kissed him. One kiss lead to another, and soon Mike was running his tongue over Dianne's braces and headgear. Normally they did little for him, but for some reason, today they were having a noticeable effect.
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"Oh, it is SOOO good to be back home!" said Jenny as they walked up the stairs to her flat. Unlike the other three, she had been with Ben all through the tour. However, there were some things that they both missed whilst being on the road. Ben sorted out the first of them by powering on the coffee maker, and filling the tank with some water. The place was nice and tidy: their 'housekeeper' had clearly been keeping an eye on the place, and there was a note on the kitchen worktop from her:
'Fresh milk in the fridge for you. I know you're off to Vixen late tomorrow, so will pop in later in the day to tidy up. You said you'd be back for the weekend, but what about next week? Jeanie'. Jeanie was a life-saver: she cleaned for all four of the girls, but more importantly, kept an eye on their flats when they were away (and made sure there was milk for them when they got back, as well as some ready-meals in the freezer!)
'Thank you, Jeanie!' thought Ben.
While Ben was in the kitchen, Jenny had popped into the bedroom: when she re-appeared in the kitchen, she was wearing her old headgear, but rather than just a neck-strap, she was wearing an Interlandi.
"Jennifer Stevens, you are a blatant hussy!"
"But you wouldn't have it any other way, would you?". She walked over to Ben, and kissed him as best she could with the facebow in the way. "You gonna put your braces in?" she asked him.
Yes, if you remember back quite a few stories, you'll remember that not only does Ben have a big thing for braces (or is is pop-stars in braces? Or maybe just girls in braces? Who cares!), Jenny is 100% ok with it, and even bought him a variety of fake braces too. However, these facts were not at all widely known, even her parents and brother had no idea... so they had decided not to take any of the fakes, or even Jenny's old headgear, with them on tour, 'just in case'.
"I think I'll have my coffee first, if you don't mind. Yours will be ready in a moment."
While Ben sat in the lounge area drinking coffee, Jenny popped into the bedroom to get Ben's braces. "What do you fancy wearing then?" called out Jenny.
"I'll let you choose, I don't mind." Jenny pulled out the fake metal brackets with herbst. "Oooh, not messing around then!" he commented as she returned to the lounge.
"Go on, put them in...". As Ben picked up the fake braces, he started to get certain feelings... feelings that we're not allowed to write about here! By the time he put them into his mouth, the feelings in his trousers were getting a lot stronger. Jenny (by now she'd removed the headgear) leaned over and kissed Ben, running her tongue over his braces: she knew he liked it when she did that. In return, he was running his tongue over her braces.
Ben started to rub Jenny's shoulders, and then his hands started to move to her front, where he found...
[Oh dear, we seem to be having a technical issue with the feed from their flat, we'll try and fix it as soon as we can!]
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While Linda was already at the festival on the Friday, the other three were taking things slowly, enjoying being back home, with nothing else planned. Linda could have also stayed at home with Zac, but, in fact, she was having a really nice time at Vixen. They managed to see several bands in the afternoon, then grabbed some food (oh, and beer!), and went back to their tent for a brief rest, before going to see the evening bands. A few others seemed to have a similar idea, so Linda and Zac joined them.
"I'm Linda by the way, this is Zac..." said Linda, wondering if any of the others there would recognise their names...
"You look kinda familiar... you from Coventry by any chance?" asked Yvette, who had previously introduced herself.
Linda smiled. "No, definitely a London girl!". They chatted about the festival, and who they had watched, and who they were planning to go and see. The chat was very friendly and fun.
"Well, I'm definitely going to see The Debs tomorrow afternoon!" said Linda.
"The Debs? Aren't they the band that picked up that award a couple of weeks ago, from..." Yvette stopped talking very suddenly, and was looking at Linda quite intently. "No way! No frigging way!!!".
"What?" asked Yvette's boyfriend, Jamie.
Yvette had picked up her phone and was searching for something online...
"Maybe I should just tell you?" suggested Linda.
Zac joined in the fun: "It's spelt 'JACOBSON'" he said, smiling.
"Erm, what this all about?" asked Mary, one of the others.
"I think Yvette just worked out who I am! As in who I REALLY am!"
"And that is?"
"Ok, time to come clean: I'm Linda Jacobson, I'm the 'L' in CJDL, and this is my boyfriend Zac. We've just been on a European tour, so I decided I need a day off with Zac, so we thought we'd come to Vixen... a day early!"
"I told you I recognised her!" said Yvette. "But what... why...?"
"Because it's actually nice to be 'normal' for a change, and come along to Vixen again."
"Again?"
"Yeah, I was here, as a very normal punter, a couple of years ago: that was before I joined CJDL. So, once you're over the initial shock, I hope it's not going to be a problem? The fact that none of you recognised me sooner means you aren't big fans of ours, and that is NOT a problem for me."
"So you are REALLY Linda from CJDL? You're not just messing with us?" asked Mary's boyfriend.
"I really am: Yvette, you found a picture of me yet?" said Linda with a smile. "If so, do pass it around. Maybe if I do this, it will help..." Linda took her hair out of its ponytails, and let it hang more normally.
"Aren't you worried about people recognising you?"
"Apart from you guys, who needed a subtle prompt, only one other person has recognised me, and we ended up drinking a beer with her and her boyfriend. I did have to go a bit heavy with the makeup though!"
"I still find it odd that someone as big as you would want to 'slum it', camping here at Vixen".
"Just because my job puts me in the public eye doesn't mean that things like coming to a festival to relax and enjoy the music is something that I don't want to do!"
"You'd be surprised how 'normal' Linda can be at times" added Zac. "In fact, all of them are surprisingly normal and down-to-earth."
"So, what do you do Zac, and how did you two happen to get together?"
"I'm a graphic designer, and Linda was at the same college as me, we met at a social event."
"Yes, Zac is my 'anti-fan'!" said Linda. "He not into 'girl bands', but to be honest, I'm not really either."
"But surely CJDL *is* a girl band?" asked Mary.
"They definitely used to be, but not so much now. My musical influences seem to be rubbing off on the band."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I'm responsible for several of the songs on our current album, and my tastes seem to also affect the others."
"So who's currently your favourite band?"
"Oh, that's easy... Baby Metal!"
"Baby Metal. They're a bit different from what CJDL play, surely?"
"Well yes... and no..."
"What do you mean?"
"Yvette, care to do a search on You Tube for 'Gimme Cereals'?"
"You mean 'Gimme Chocolate'?"
"No, that's the one Baby Metal do. Ours is called 'Gimme Cereals': it's a crazy idea I got from those cereal adverts we did a bit ago."
"Oh, yeah, I remember those...". In the background Linda could hear some music, and Yvette held up her phone for everyone to see.
"That's me, leading the vocals..." said Linda, proudly.
"There's only three of you though..."
"Yeah, Dianne decided to sit this one out, so she's playing drums with the rest of our 'Kami Band'"
"I am DEFINITELY coming to see you tomorrow if you're going to do this..."
"Oh, we'll be doing it, you don't know how much I've missed not doing it!"
"Uh?"
Linda explained about her accident, her broken leg and so on. "By the way, if you're looking forward to that, then there's something else in our set that you'll enjoy, but I'm afraid I can say no more about it. Just come along and enjoy it!"
The small group that she and Zac were talking with seemed completely at easy talking and joking with her, which Linda enjoyed. It was strange because she was so used to chatting with fans, but these guys weren't CJDL fans.
"So, Yvette, Jamie, who are your favourite bands?"
"Oh, Jamie's a Darkest Knights headbanger, I'm more of a Dua Lipa person."
"Darkest Knights are a great bunch... we played support for them a bit ago..."
"Yeah, I remember reading something about that... how on earth did THAT happen?" Linda explained about how Jenny first met Darkest Knights because of Ben's birthday, and how their support band went down with Covid, so they stepped in for 3 nights.
"It was just after we'd met with Northern Girls, so we ended up playing some of the new stuff we were working on at the time - stuff that's on the current joint album - plus we did a few Northern Girls songs too. Because we were playing support, no-one really cared about what we played, I mean, how many Darkest Knights fans do you think also like CJDL? It's not happening, is it?" That last comment raised a laugh from everyone.
"So, you're headlining tomorrow, how does THAT feel?"
"It's a bit daunting. It was 30,000 in Manchester, 40,000 in Paris - that place is HUGE - but tomorrow is gonna be even bigger."
"You not played a festival before then?"
"We played a handful over in Europe, but they were relatively small. I guess the 'biggie' will be Glasto.... not been there yet though. Well, I've been as a 'paying guest', but not to play. Maybe next year, if we get asked."
"You're headlining Vixen, you'll be asked! So, we gonna see you tomorrow, after the show?"
"If we can get back here without being mobbed, yes! Hey, Zac, remind me to grab a case of beer each before we return!"
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