I love this question!
I'd absolutely adore being the one all wired up with full braces and headgear! The more metal the better! My date (a girl) would definitely look great in headgear, but if it could only be one of us, I'd be more than happy to be the one red as a traffic light, lisping and drooling with embarrassment as my date tries to console me, attempting to parade me around and get me to enjoy the dance in spite of the aggressive orthodontics on full display for all to see!
Bring it on!