Hello hello Friends! I hope you've all been well
Let's keep it loose & get a little imaginative
Chapter 1Dear Diary,
From this day forward, no longer will I languish in filling your pages with my fruitless dreams & desires, but instead your parchment will lay branded with the triumphant firsthand account of my ascension to Godhood! Yes! As of last week (I think) I wield the power to alter reality itself to my whims! Circumstance now a slave to my will, & I intend to make it everyone's problem! To the privileged few historians who come across this memoir years from now, you will devour all this document has in an insatiable craving to scrounge an ounce of comprehension for just how my powers function!
Graciously, I will disclose its conditions & limitations: With both physical touch & direct eye contact, the person of my choosing will undergo the exact orthodontic treatment I desire for them the very next day! No matter the time frame, no matter the location, no matter the person, no matter the orthodontist, if I can see them, and I can touch them, they'll have whatever I want them to have!
I realized my possession of this gift this past Tuesday when on my way to Chemistry, Hailey stopped me with a gentle shoulder's grab to ask to borrow my phone charger, as she knows I'm the only one in her Calculous with an Android Cell phone like hers. While the word 'please' left her mouth, I, of course, stole a glance at the teeth her plea would slip past, thinking to myself, "Man, she'd look great in braces. Rubber bands too. Purple." Never once had Hailey ever spoken of any intention to undergo orthodontic work, so my thoughts were harmless, and yet! That very next day! I meet Hailey in the hallway, & she sports braces! I CAN'T STOP STARING AT HER MOUTH as her purple rubber bands stretch & flex over the hooks of her metal brackets adorned with, you guessed it, PURPLE! Now, sheer coincidence that her parents had been planning this for years to help her undergo treatment that she secretly always wanted, & purple is a relatively feminine color. But! Since that moment in the hallway Wednesday, I've been curious as to if I could make it happen again, & just how specific could I get!
Once I figured out that touch & eye contact were the prerequisites, then began the fun! For Danielle, whose parents are orthodonta-phobics, I thought of full metal bands with a herbst appliance & expanders in both jaws. Not only was she sporting that very metal mouth the next day, her parents were suddenly very supportive of Danielle's treatment & how informative the staff were! Of course, the very next subject would be dear old Dad, for whom I wait til 11:59 at night to grant a future in clear brackets & bite turbos. Since there's no way he'd be able to go in the morning without my noticing, I thought this the perfect opportunity to learn the exact mechanics of my world bending powers.
The next morning, he has them! He even has a slight lisp as he tells us Goodmorning. Since the doors weren't opened & the cars weren't run, I asked when he'd gotten his braces, as I had so conveniently forgotten.
He replies, "Last week. Your mother & I were talking about it, & our insurance had the coverage. Ya know the options still open for you too."
Will my power even work on me? After Jade I know I can't use it to get money or affect the weather, but there have GOT to be more ways I can abuse this! My local orthodontists are about to be very busy!